girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever
Anonymous asked:
“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
redstonedust answered:
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou
vibing
I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????
rottenbones-s
looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
